howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

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me: forgets i'm wearing eyeliner
me: rubs eyelid
me: who the hell is bucky



heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

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containercontainers:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

you must be new here

soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL

containercontainers:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

smatter:

bey0nd-my-thoughts:

paradiseprogram:

bye mom

This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.

um what

you must be new here

soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL

(via thecowjumpsoverpluto)


You’re welcome. 

Sincerely, Australia.

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That awkward moment when this was in New Zealand as well.

 can’t Australia have a moment without new Zealand budding in?

no. FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA, YOU STOLE PAVLOVA 

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I don’t know what’s going on because I’m American

but 

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!

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"What if I don’t fancy her in that way?" (x)

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